Burton Deathtrap Snowboard Parent_instant-death-sweatshirt-greenwidow or anyone else who’s missing

or anyone else who’s missing teeth

Introducing the only shirt that secretly controls world governments

Art by Michiel Walrave

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it would kill you and everyone you love

Burton Deathtrap Snowboard Parent_instant-death-sweatshirt-greenwidow or anyone else who’s missingWhatever you do, do not ride the new Deathtrap from Liquid Death and Burton. With no sidecut, no camber, and no rocker, this board is so extreme even pros cant ride it. Don't even think about trying to ride this board. Do your loved ones a favor and just hang the Deathtrap up on your wall and keep it safely as a conversation piece. But hurry. Only 50 exist. Get yours before it gets you. WARNING: SERIOUSLY, THESE BOARDS SHOULD NOT BE RIDDEN.